Wednesday, February 18, 2009
How to Lose Votes and Sink Liberals
Khadr, cross-border issues to top Ignatieff's chat with Obama
QUEBEC — Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff will raise the fate of Omar Khadr — the only Canadian imprisoned in the U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay — when he meets Thursday with U.S. President Barack Obama.
Step One : Insist a known terrorist, who volinteered to travel to the other side of the world so he could learn how to kill Canadians , be brought back to Canada, and found innocent of all charges.
The Liberal leader said he also expects to tackle other cross-border irritants with Obama during the U.S. leader's short visit to Ottawa, including free trade and Afghanistan.
Step two : Make an idiot of yourself by talking about Free Trade with the United states as if you actually have any power at all to do something about it, when even prime ministers of canada simply get done dirty at every turn on this issue by the americans.
He stressed that he will make it clear to Obama that the Canadian troops will pull out of Afghanistan in 2011, but said he will offer his help to work for a global strategy.
Step Three : Offer advice on how america should fight it's wars while pulling your troops out and refusing to send in any more.
"We are searching for a good strategy in Afghanistan. To be frank, we are currently lost in Afghanistan. I support the mission, but I think we are lost right now. We need to find a new strategy and I think Canada can offer a legitimate contribution," he said.
Step Four : Stand around and tell our soldiers "Duh ... we don't know what we're doing. I think we can help out but I sure have no idea how" in your best country bumpkin voice.
I love this guy ! "Right Now we are searching for a good strategy in Afghanistan.." "...Canadian troops will pull out of Afghanistan in 2011..." yeah , your good strategy is to put your tail between your legs and run for the hills, that's your strategy.
King Iggy. The New Dion. "WE gotta sink my liberals we gotta shut us down !"
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In discussing Afghanistan with O, will Iggy tell him, I know, it was our liberal govt that sent them there, with the wrong uniforms (thanks for helping us out with that screwup), no equipment (and thanks again for transporting our troops there) but, we were wrong, and now we want to make sure we bring our troops home. Oh, and we also voted to extend the mission, but we want them home.
And again, pretty please send back to Canada, so we can make him a hero and pay him millions after he sues us, that Khdar, I know he killed one of your medics, but forgive and forget. Remember, it was our liberal PM that went to Pakistan and begged the leader there to let his father out of jail so he could take his clan to live with OBL.
I am sure O will be so impressed.
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Incredibly detailed and fairly fantastic tips on how to lose votes and sink liberals.Thank you and well done
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