Memo to Gordon Brown

London car bombs a memo from al-Qaeda to new PM



A FAILED plot to detonate two car bombs in central London appears to have been inspired by al-Qaeda and intended as a message to the British Government led by Gordon Brown, terrorism analysts believe.

Police defused two bombs left in cars that were found in London's entertainment district late on Friday and yesterday, two days after Mr Brown succeeded Tony Blair as Prime Minister.


Dear Gordon,
We here at Al-Queda would like you to know that we're totally incompetant terrorist wanna-be's that are really lucky those bombs diddn't go off and kill us when we were setting them up. We're also really not that dedicated as our middle eastern brothers since we're just not into the whole suicide thingy. Yes , we want to oppress our fellow human being and make them slaves to our made up and false religion , but we don't want to actually have to die doing it. I mean come on, there's dedication , and then there's stupidity !

Sincerely ,
A pack of not so suicidal bombers