Big Business Does a Poll

Ignatieff, Harper virtually tied in poll


OTTAWA–Newly appointed Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff is in a virtual tie with Prime Minister Stephen Harper as the person Canadians think would be the best to lead the country, a new poll exclusive to the Star reveals.


Yeah , we paid these pollsters to do a poll for us , we're a Big Business. And it said something we like, so we're gonna write a news article about it. But ...it's our poll .. we don't let no one else look too close at it, we only publish it if we like it , we threaten these guys never to go to them again if they don't give us a poll we like ... not that we're corrupting them or anything. But if we dont' like what we see we're never giving them a dime again, you do understand that don't you ?

And wow... this poll says the pro business liberals are saints, they're going to win win win ...

What a surprise.

Maybe not.