ISIS, Facing Losses, Releases Recording Said to Be of Leader

 BAGHDAD — The Islamic State on Saturday released an audio recording of a speech purportedly made by the organization’s leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, in which he implored more Muslims to fight on behalf of his increasingly besieged group.

 

More Muslims must join the cause ! Wait, I mean more Sunni Muslims ! , The way we've been slaughtering the Shiite muslims like calflings it's probably pointless to ask them.  Wait ...I mean "Extremist Sunni" muslims. The way we've been slaughtering Sunni Muslims who arn't extreme enough for our tastes it's probably pointless to ask any of them.

Who's With Me ? Who wants to die for the cause ?

 

*chirping of crickets*