Saturday, April 18, 2009

Please Kick Me , I'm North Korean

North Korea: Sanctions a declaration of war


"The Korean People's Army will consider sanctions to be applied against the DPRK under various names over its satellite launch or any pressure to be put upon it through 'total participation' in the PSI (Proliferation Security Initiative) as a declaration of undisguised confrontation and a declaration of a war against the DPRK," the announcement on state TV said.

"Now that the group officially declared confrontation and war against the DPRK, its revolutionary armed forces will opt for increasing the nation's defense capability including nuclear deterrent in every way, without being bound to the agreement adopted at the six-party talks," it continued, apparently referring to the Security Council.


We're North Koreans.

We have a single factory for building nukes, you know where it is , you keep putting up sattilite photo's of it to warn us you can drop bombs on it at any time, but we're not listening.

We're declaring war on everyone by building nukes.

If you try and interfere with our nuke building , we declare war on you.

Oh yes, and our Beloved Dictator For Life is getting old and will die soon , so he's decided to do as much damage as possible before he checks out.

Please Kick Us.

It will hurt less than what our Beloved Dictator For Life has in mind.

Thank you for your time.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was very well said. Good grief. What a nutjob. I feel sorry for the people that live in N Korea.

Anonymous said...

I say it's time to show these cretins what real power is. FLATTEN THEM from long range.

Progressive Pinhead said...

Kim actually seems like a fairly pragmatic ruler, his objective of course is keeping himself in power, but he has pursued it fairly pragmatically creating a public image of himself as an impulsive leader who will make war if he doesn't get everything he wants. War is not in his interest, but with all of that artillery pointed at Seoul it would be devastating for the west too. He's just in a high stakes poker game aimed at winning concessions from the west.