Ok. This "cute" picture I found on a lolcats site isn't actually as funny as you think it is.

Tigers eat people.

Trust me. They really do. And not just their owner. But people who come by to visit , an unexpected guest like a bill collector or salesman ... maybe you finally got a hot date ...

Tigers eat people. And you are endangering not just yourself and whoeever else is stupid enough to live with you in your tiger cage , but any random stranger just coming by to fix the plumbing as well.

If this picture is you , then you're exercising criminal stupidity. Call the pound. While you still can.