Monday, November 03, 2008

Business's Get Away With Murder

Man dies in hospital after Calgary police use Taser during arrest on weekend


More than 20 people have died in Canada after being stunned by Tasers, but the U.S. company that makes the devices points out they have never been directly blamed for a death. The company cites a long list of independent research that has verified the safety of the devices.


Cop blasts criminal with Taser. Criminal dies two minutes later.
Turns and looks at you. "You see son. Taser didn't kill him, it took him two whole minutes to die, therefore ... " insert long technical babble. "... therefore I didn't murder him.

And Taser Corperation is a good corporate citizen , and not a bumbling murdering company that refuses to stop killing people. "

Look down at body. "Ok, why did he die ? He was alive and kicking before you shot him."
"Thats just random chance. His death had nothing to do with me tasering him. And you'll get sued if you say otherwise."

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