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CLARKSTOWN, New York - A homeless man has been charged with breaking into an upstate New York church by picking a lock so he could dial up some sex chat.
Will you guys just arrest me already ? It's November don't you know and it's real cold out there and I need some place to spend the winter or I'll freeze to death !
He admitted he had sinned before, breaking into the Elim Alliance church days earlier for the same reason.
Police say a church treasurer found Macnair on the phone both times.
The first time, when he was in an office, she told him to leave but the second time, when he was in a basement area used as a nursery for children, she called police.
Stupid witch wouldn't call the cops the first time ! Of course I did it again. And you notice there's nothing in the article about resisting arrest or anything ? Yeah ... I found a seat , took a load of my heels , and waited while she dialed the number and everything.
Finally , a nice warm bed and some food that didn't come out of the bottom of a dumpster to eat. I can see me doing this until spring ..no problem.
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