How to Calculate How Much Money You Need to Retire

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Or More Properly , for our USA readers ...

HOW TO CALCULATE HOW MUCH MONEY THE US HEALTH SYSTEM WILL STIFF YOU FOR BEFORE LEAVING YOU ON THE HOSPITAL FLOOR WAITING FOR YOU TO DIE

Step 1 : Read the above quoted article and follow it to save up a huge wad of cash over thirty or forty working years.

Step 2 : Look at the pretty picture of the guy laying on the hamock drinking some kind of alchoholic beverage and try not to notice that he can't possibly be more than 20.

((Insert Microsoft Rant Here : Step 3 : Try not to notice THAT THEY DEMANDED YOU USE MS EXCEL, MENTIONING IT BY NAME AND EVERYTHING, instead of simply asking you to use a spread sheet program of some sort, to do various calculations.))

Step 3 : Grow Old, and get sick. Which all old people do.

Step 4 : Discover the wonders the the phrases "Life Time Limit of Benefits Payed Out" and "Type One Uninsurable" that are secretly hidden away in your health insurance policy.

Step 5 : Hand over all your cash to the american health system.

Step 6 : Run out of cash, while listening to them prattle on about how its too expensive to save your life so you got to die now ...I mean I mean ... how health care is so expensive , and you're really using up more than you're fair share arn't you ? You should feel really guilty about the burden you're placing on society.

Next , we will study how to retire with comfort and security and peace of mind, oddly subtitled ...

IMMIGRATE TO SOME SOCIALIST COUNTRY WITH FREE HEALTH CARE FOR ALL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE !!!

America. The land of the young. Land of the beautiful.

Because we let all the old buggers die off real quick.