A warrant has been issued for the arrest of a 27-year-old concert promoter and festival founder alleged to have stolen the proceeds of a two-day music festival held at Ottawa Stadium over Canada Day weekend.
Blah blah blah , he made off with six hundred thousand dollars.
So where you gonna go buddy ? down to the USA ? Across Canada somewhere ? You can't put the money in a bank , you can't live off the interest, you're face is everywhere ....
oops forgot ... his face
Yeesh ... I heard of ugly before but this ....
Anyways. Hmm...can't find a job , can't collect EI or welfare, and if you get sick you'll quickly find out six large isn't going to get you far , and hospitals will definately want to know why you're paying for everything in cash.
The worst thing that could possibly happen to this guy is that he NOT get caught. Because he will party until he drops, and then spend the rest of his short life avoiding any kind of official contact. Last guy who did that, they found his corpse under a log five years after he froze to death one cold winters night...
If you want to rob someone , get a credit card , rack it up , and then declare bankruptcy. Sure you lose everything you've ever bought or owned and you wind up living on welfare a while , but it's legal.
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