Alternate Reality 1

Alternate Reality Episode 1

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I found my old video editer (the free ware one I am so cheap) and I loaded Rift, which makes in game movies for you , and I decided I was gonna make myself ... a news cast !

Yes. From inside a game. Almost like I was standing in some kind of Alternate Reality.

Lets see how this goes .. at least I had fun making it.

Three times making it by the way. You tube is not kind to amature movie makers and likes to butcher anything that stands still. That's why certain still images are slowly crawling across your screen while I chat about them, in case you were wondering . ;)

Pope Benedict warns against gay marriage

Article

Pope Benedict XVI has denounced gay marriage in a speech to US bishops visiting Vatican City. The Pope warned of "powerful political and cultural currents seeking to alter the legal definition of marriage".

No no no. That not right. We need to re-write this title. How about ...

Unelected religious leader orders his lackeys to oppose elected governments decisions regarding human health. Religious texts cited as reason for dispute

Yes. That's much better. He's all in a kerfluffle because we're not doing what his religious texts say.

Of course there's a lot of religious texts out there, and they all say different things, and they all accuse each other of either being wrong , or being outright fabrications. So it's pretty obvious no matter what you do , some religion is going to be ticked at you.

Precisely why do we put up with this guy ? Oh yeah . He has no army. He's not a threat to anyone. So we just let him talk and then make fun of him. That's why.

Why do we put up with any religion , like , say Islam ? Oh yeah , they got activists and will come knocking on your door and kill you. Hmmm... I think I see now why our armed forces are visiting Afghanistan and Iraq. I knew there had to be a good reason somewhere.

An Iranian Poll

Article = none , personal opinion

Hello , my name is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad , I am the supreme leader of Iran , and I would like to ask for your help in developing a western style poll to ask my people if we should develop nuclear weapons. Does anyone have any idea's ?

"Do you think we should nuke Israel, yes or no ?"

Umm, thats not bad, but I don't like to actually refer to them as an actual nation. We more or less believe they're squatters who've taken Islamic land. We prefer the term Zionist Entity.

"Do you think we should nuke the Zionist Entity ? Yes or No."

Now that you mention it , the ZE isn't acting alone. They seem to be getting a lot of support from the United states. Which we like to call The Great Satan.

"Do you think we should nuke the Zionist Entity and their backers The Great Satan ? Yes or no."

And we prefer to call our nukes "cleansing holy fire" not nukes. Even though we stole the technology from the west. Speaking of which , the western nations back the ZE too don't they ?

"Do you think we should cleanse with holy fire the Zionist Entity , their backers the Great Satan ,and all the western nations ? Yes or no ?"

And you know we are of the Twelver Shia branch of Islam, and while the prophet mohamed praise be his name orders us to stand shoulder to shoulder with our brothers in Islam , they're disobeying that edict. Seems they're a little nervous about us getting nukes , I mean cleansing holy fire, so I think we should add them to the list.

"Do you think we should cleanse with holy fire the Zionist Entity , their backers the Great Satan ,and all the western nations , and any Islamics not of our particular branch of Islam ? Yes or no ?"

And it seems there are some Twelver Shia beleivers out side of our glorius nation that don't agree with that as well. So we should add them to the list. and ... I hate to do this , but does it have to be a yes or no poll ? Can it be yes and dang yes ? How about yes and certainly ?

"Do you think we should cleans with holy fire everyone outside of the borders of Iran irrespective of race or creed or religion ? Yes, Dang Yes , or most Assuredly Yes ?"

Hmm... actually , thats just about perfect. Thank you for your help.

-Mahmoud Ahmadinejad