WARNING - SARCASTIC POST AHEAD
/sarcasm on
How
dare these black boys deny "The Great Klu Klux Klan", as Thomas Woodrow
Wilson properly put it ? Don't they know Thomas Jefferson offered a
solution to this problem by offering to send the blacks back to
"barbaric" africa ? Except for his own slaves of course, that could hurt
his business. Of course sending them back could be problematic since
James Monroe actually conquered strips of Africa, liberating it from the
blacks, and so calling it "Liberia" , so I guess we're not sending them
back there.
And on the subject of "incidery publications" like
that painting , we should follow Andrew Jacksons lead in 1835
completely prohibiting such thigns under severe penalties. Free speach
is only for white folk ! Just like the right to bear arms !
In
the words of the immortal Donald J Trump “Black guys counting my money!
I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short
guys wearing yarmulkes… Those are the only kind of people I want
counting my money. Nobody else…Besides that, I tell you something else. I
think that’s guy’s lazy. And it’s probably not his fault because
laziness is a trait in blacks,”
Truely , this guy is in touch with the common man.
/sarcasm off
yep. Those are real quotes from real presidents. USA presidents, even.
Monday, January 23, 2017
Trump and the TPP , a modern day parable
Once upon a time a guy named Obama made a beautiful horse drawn wagon , full of luxury , but only for his business friends, not for the common people, and he called it TPP. And he extolled the virtues of his wagon , TPP, and how it would make business people like them rich , while not saying much at all about the poor people who would suddenly find that all the business men had left town and stopped employing them.
But the business men couldn't agree on where to steer their wagon to. Oh they had their leaders, called Japan , and Canada, and Australia, who all wanted to go this way or that , who all spoke for big groups of businesses, but they all wanted to go in different directions.
But , after a while, Obama decided he had family matters to deal with , and had spent way too long with these bickering business men , so he said "I have to go , but I'm going to leave a replacement here, to represent all the business men of my people. Keep up the good work !"
And the new guy was named Trump.
And Trump looked around at all these bickering business men and asked "How long have you been arguing about this ? Years and years ? " And so he climbed down off the wagon , which had been sitting there for years and years going no where, and he went up to the horse that was supposed to pull the wagon.
And he shot the horse in the head, and walked away.
Now the business men didn't like that. They said "It could still work ! We can still ride this wagon and it will be good for our businesses. "
And the other business men looked at him and said "But the horse is dead. "
"It can still deliver ! We just need to give it a little more time. Trust me ! Time will tell on this , you can count on it !"
And they looked at him , and they looked at the dead horse.
And they said "Yeah , we made all sorts of promises , didn't we ? We'd hate to be caught out failing to deliver. All right. We'll give the horse more time. "
And so they stood around looking worried at the dead horse , as blood pooled under neath it, and told every one "It will be a little more difficult , but it's still possible. "
And Trump looked back at them , from the top of a hill , and shook his head in disbelief. And kept on walking away.
But the business men couldn't agree on where to steer their wagon to. Oh they had their leaders, called Japan , and Canada, and Australia, who all wanted to go this way or that , who all spoke for big groups of businesses, but they all wanted to go in different directions.
But , after a while, Obama decided he had family matters to deal with , and had spent way too long with these bickering business men , so he said "I have to go , but I'm going to leave a replacement here, to represent all the business men of my people. Keep up the good work !"
And the new guy was named Trump.
And Trump looked around at all these bickering business men and asked "How long have you been arguing about this ? Years and years ? " And so he climbed down off the wagon , which had been sitting there for years and years going no where, and he went up to the horse that was supposed to pull the wagon.
And he shot the horse in the head, and walked away.
Now the business men didn't like that. They said "It could still work ! We can still ride this wagon and it will be good for our businesses. "
And the other business men looked at him and said "But the horse is dead. "
"It can still deliver ! We just need to give it a little more time. Trust me ! Time will tell on this , you can count on it !"
And they looked at him , and they looked at the dead horse.
And they said "Yeah , we made all sorts of promises , didn't we ? We'd hate to be caught out failing to deliver. All right. We'll give the horse more time. "
And so they stood around looking worried at the dead horse , as blood pooled under neath it, and told every one "It will be a little more difficult , but it's still possible. "
And Trump looked back at them , from the top of a hill , and shook his head in disbelief. And kept on walking away.
Thursday, January 12, 2017
Ferguson Protest Painting
They put it up , they take it down , they put it up , they take it down ...
Wow , these cops and politicians really get uptight when they get caught acting like highway bandits. You're not even allowed to call them out on it.
I'll just keep this copy in my blog, in case the USA news sites mysteriously misplace it.
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